Lust ~ Luxuria
Welcome dan_the_man4u to the World’s Best Chat! Chat, talk, flirt and make new friends! :-)
Welcome dan_the_man4u to the World’s Best Chat! Chat, talk, flirt and make new friends! :-)
dan_the_man4u: hi
kimberlybabe : hello
dan_the_man4u: hows u?
kimberlybabe : fine, u?
dan_the_man4u: Not bad thanx
kimberlybabe: k
dan_the_man4u: nice 2 meet u im Dan
kimberlybabe: hi dan i’m kim
dan_the_man4u: hey kim lol
kimberlybabe: lol
dan_the_man4u: so what brings you here?
kimberlybabe: just a chat u know?
dan_the_man4u: sure maybe get a bit of fun 2 eh? hehe
kimberlybabe: doubt it
dan_the_man4u: so r u single?
kimberlybabe: y do u want 2 know?
dan_the_man4u: just askin
kimberlybabe: well ask someone else Mr Pervert! bye!
dan_the_man4u: f_uck u!
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dan_the_man4u: hey there
pakgirl_inCroydon: what’s up?
dan_the_man4u: my c_ock
pakgirl_inCroydon: p*ss off!
dan_the_man4u: im only joking ffs
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dan_the_man4u: hi fancy a chat?
yummy_mummy_1979: sure
dan_the_man4u: what r u up 2?
yummy_mummy_1979: relaxing – you ?
dan_the_man4u: same. just chillin’
yummy_mummy_1979: :-)
dan_the_man4u: so what u in2 babe
yummy_mummy_1979: babe??
dan_the_man4u: wat ru in2?
yummy_mummy_1979: cooking, travel, walks, hiking, photography, spending time with friends and family…
dan_the_man4u: kool
yummy_mummy_1979: u?
dan_the_man4u: similar – also pubs, drinkin’ , tv
yummy_mummy_1979: ok
dan_the_man4u: and sex
yummy_mummy_1979: goodbye then
dan_the_man4u: why?
hello? u gone? helo? fukin time wasters!!!
dan_the_man4u: hi how are u?
Nihon_angel: fine
dan_the_man4u: good good
Nihon_angel: and you?
dan_the_man4u: great thanks for askin’ asl
Nihon_angel: asl?
dan_the_man4u: Age – sex – location
Nihon_angel: oh, I see
dan_the_man4u: well?
Nihon_angel: well what?
dan_the_man4u: wats yr asl
Nihon_angel: 25 F London
dan_the_man4u: nice wat part of London
Nihon_angel: richmond - you?
dan_the_man4u: 38 m surrey
Nihon_angel: Ok
dan_the_man4u: so wat u look like
Nihon_angel: if u want to know then look at my pic
dan_the_man4u: how?
Nihon_angel: click my name, click view photo
dan_the_man4u: wow. yr hot! gorgeous!
Nihon_angel: ive heard that before millions of times
dan_the_man4u: chinese?
Nihon_angel: no, i am Japanese
dan_the_man4u: your lovely lol
Nihon_angel: thanks…
dan_the_man4u: so wat u do in London?
Nihon_angel: work
dan_the_man4u: as?
Nihon_angel: cheese shop assistant. Plus part time in restaurant
dan_the_man4u: nice
Nihon_angel: and u ?
dan_the_man4u: financial advisor
Nihon_angel: i see
dan_the_man4u: wat yr name sexy?
Nihon_angel: my names not sexy, its Eri
dan_the_man4u: im Dan nice to meet u eri
Nihon_angel: u2
dan_the_man4u: so eri can I ask u something?
Nihon_angel: yes
dan_the_man4u: do u have a bf?
Nihon_angel: bf?
dan_the_man4u: Boyfriend/husband
Nihon_angel: not at the moment
dan_the_man4u: very good hehe :-)
Nihon_angel: ?
dan_the_man4u: only jokin’. So wat do u do 4 fun?
Nihon_angel: fun – u mean hobbys?
dan_the_man4u: yeah lol
Nihon_angel: i like to do art work
dan_the_man4u: erotic art?
Nihon_angel: no
dan_the_man4u: oh ok
Nihon_angel: i like to cook, visit cinema, do photography, go out with my friends, go to pub/restaurants
dan_the_man4u: yeah me 2 I like those things too :-)
Nihon_angel: they are good hobbys
dan_the_man4u: yes they are. So y don’t u have a bf?
Nihon_angel: umm, i don’t know, just busy i guess
dan_the_man4u: awwww. so wat ru wearin’?
Nihon_angel: clothes
dan_the_man4u: wat bout nics? bra size?
hello? ru there?
Nihon_angel: yeh im here, was on phone - *yawns*
dan_the_man4u: i see lol, want my number
Nihon_angel: no thanks
dan_the_man4u: no probs – how about yr MSN then?
Nihon_angel: why do u want my msn?
dan_the_man4u: so we can chat
Nihon_angel: umm, we are already chatting…
dan_the_man4u: i mean I wanna c u on cam
Nihon_angel: you want to see me on a webcam?
dan_the_man4u: yes pls
Nihon_angel: no
dan_the_man4u: y? i like 2 c who im talking 2
Nihon_angel: well i don’t know u sooooo, no
dan_the_man4u: get 2 know me!
Nihon_angel: yr moving 2 fast lol
dan_the_man4u: i thought we were getting along
Nihon_angel: well, I don’t know, r we?
dan_the_man4u: I think so :-) x
Nihon_angel: adding an ‘x’ to the end of a sentence makes no difference to me
dan_the_man4u: ok, just being friendly :-(
Nihon_angel: i dont feel comfortable to use a webcam with someone I only know for a few minutes
dan_the_man4u: I understand
Nihon_angel: so u say
dan_the_man4u: i do
Nihon_angel: ok…
dan_the_man4u: anyway it would be nice 2 get 2 know u more I feel we have some things in common. Mayb we cd even meet..
Nihon_angel: maybe
dan_the_man4u: i will take u out for dinner in London some time – my treat :-)
Nihon_angel: we will see
dan_the_man4u: :-)
Nihon_angel: but as I say,,, u move 2 fast – u don’t even have a photo here
dan_the_man4u: yes I know, its in case some1 steals it 2 pass themselves as me, never know whos lurking online~!
Nihon_angel: lol if u were serious about chatting here u would have one
dan_the_man4u: i have one on MSN
Nihon_angel: lol doesn’t matter! Would u go 2 a pub with a bag on your head?
dan_the_man4u: no
Nihon_angel: saying u have photo on msn is like asking a girl to leave a pub and go with u 2 another pub where u will remove the bag lol its crazy!
dan_the_man4u: suppose. but like I said u never know who u r chattin’ 2 here.
Nihon_angel: makes no difference :-) it implies u have something to hide
dan_the_man4u: im just looking for friends eri, someone to love
Nihon_angel: lol this isn’t a dating site
dan_the_man4u: it is
Nihon_angel: no, it’s a chat site. If it were dating site it would say so!
dan_the_man4u: everyone uses it to meet and have sex
Nihon_angel: everyone? r u sure about that? I certainly dont !
dan_the_man4u: Whatever! i’m just lonely that’s all
Nihon_angel: u cannot claim that every person on this chat site uses it for… that! its ridiculous
dan_the_man4u: have u ever met any1 from here in real life?
Nihon_angel: nope, never will either
dan_the_man4u: wat ru doing here then??
Nihon_angel: to CHAT ONLY!
dan_the_man4u: thats no fun
Nihon_angel: depends who u talk to huh?
dan_the_man4u: yr startin’ to irritate me
Nihon_angel: me? lol omg u were irritating me long ago!
dan_the_man4u: time waster
Nihon_angel: me? yeh right! you r the perve!
dan_the_man4u: go back 2 yr own sh*tty country
Nihon_angel: lol pulling out the racial card now r u ?next you’ll threaten me
dan_the_man4u: ill break yr yellow neck! U slanty eyes wh_ore!
Nihon_angel: same old script huh? I knew what asl meant, I was just wasting yr time
dan_the_man4u: b*tch
Nihon_angel: hey mister micro penis go annoy and spam someone else w/ yr ‘hi’s’, asl’s, hows u? ru single? ru ho_rny? u got msn ? what do u do 4 fun? Does yr bf/husband know u chat here?’ ‘s ok? im sick of ppl like you ! GOODBYE! p.s I speak better English than you and it is not even my 1st language!!
dan_the_man4u: when i get hold of u I will RAPE u and CUT U UP and feed your g-ook backside to the lions at london zoo u daft stinkin’ sl_ut!!!!
Nihon_angel: yeh im here, was on phone - *yawns*
dan_the_man4u: i see lol, want my number
Nihon_angel: no thanks
dan_the_man4u: no probs – how about yr MSN then?
Nihon_angel: why do u want my msn?
dan_the_man4u: so we can chat
Nihon_angel: umm, we are already chatting…
dan_the_man4u: i mean I wanna c u on cam
Nihon_angel: you want to see me on a webcam?
dan_the_man4u: yes pls
Nihon_angel: no
dan_the_man4u: y? i like 2 c who im talking 2
Nihon_angel: well i don’t know u sooooo, no
dan_the_man4u: get 2 know me!
Nihon_angel: yr moving 2 fast lol
dan_the_man4u: i thought we were getting along
Nihon_angel: well, I don’t know, r we?
dan_the_man4u: I think so :-) x
Nihon_angel: adding an ‘x’ to the end of a sentence makes no difference to me
dan_the_man4u: ok, just being friendly :-(
Nihon_angel: i dont feel comfortable to use a webcam with someone I only know for a few minutes
dan_the_man4u: I understand
Nihon_angel: so u say
dan_the_man4u: i do
Nihon_angel: ok…
dan_the_man4u: anyway it would be nice 2 get 2 know u more I feel we have some things in common. Mayb we cd even meet..
Nihon_angel: maybe
dan_the_man4u: i will take u out for dinner in London some time – my treat :-)
Nihon_angel: we will see
dan_the_man4u: :-)
Nihon_angel: but as I say,,, u move 2 fast – u don’t even have a photo here
dan_the_man4u: yes I know, its in case some1 steals it 2 pass themselves as me, never know whos lurking online~!
Nihon_angel: lol if u were serious about chatting here u would have one
dan_the_man4u: i have one on MSN
Nihon_angel: lol doesn’t matter! Would u go 2 a pub with a bag on your head?
dan_the_man4u: no
Nihon_angel: saying u have photo on msn is like asking a girl to leave a pub and go with u 2 another pub where u will remove the bag lol its crazy!
dan_the_man4u: suppose. but like I said u never know who u r chattin’ 2 here.
Nihon_angel: makes no difference :-) it implies u have something to hide
dan_the_man4u: im just looking for friends eri, someone to love
Nihon_angel: lol this isn’t a dating site
dan_the_man4u: it is
Nihon_angel: no, it’s a chat site. If it were dating site it would say so!
dan_the_man4u: everyone uses it to meet and have sex
Nihon_angel: everyone? r u sure about that? I certainly dont !
dan_the_man4u: Whatever! i’m just lonely that’s all
Nihon_angel: u cannot claim that every person on this chat site uses it for… that! its ridiculous
dan_the_man4u: have u ever met any1 from here in real life?
Nihon_angel: nope, never will either
dan_the_man4u: wat ru doing here then??
Nihon_angel: to CHAT ONLY!
dan_the_man4u: thats no fun
Nihon_angel: depends who u talk to huh?
dan_the_man4u: yr startin’ to irritate me
Nihon_angel: me? lol omg u were irritating me long ago!
dan_the_man4u: time waster
Nihon_angel: me? yeh right! you r the perve!
dan_the_man4u: go back 2 yr own sh*tty country
Nihon_angel: lol pulling out the racial card now r u ?next you’ll threaten me
dan_the_man4u: ill break yr yellow neck! U slanty eyes wh_ore!
Nihon_angel: same old script huh? I knew what asl meant, I was just wasting yr time
dan_the_man4u: b*tch
Nihon_angel: hey mister micro penis go annoy and spam someone else w/ yr ‘hi’s’, asl’s, hows u? ru single? ru ho_rny? u got msn ? what do u do 4 fun? Does yr bf/husband know u chat here?’ ‘s ok? im sick of ppl like you ! GOODBYE! p.s I speak better English than you and it is not even my 1st language!!
dan_the_man4u: when i get hold of u I will RAPE u and CUT U UP and feed your g-ook backside to the lions at london zoo u daft stinkin’ sl_ut!!!!
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dan_the_man4u: for f_ucks sakes………………………………………!
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dan_the_man4u: hello Sarah!
sarah_heels: hello ~
dan_the_man4u: how ru ?
sarah_heels: ok – u?
dan_the_man4u: good now that im talking to u sarah
sarah_heels: is that so?~
dan_the_man4u: yep
sarah_heels: why’s that?~
dan_the_man4u: b’cos I just looked at yr pic :-)
sarah_heels: before u go on to say how gorgeous and sexy i am u should know that i’m not in that desperate, selfish majority of sex-mad chat room users who use the same lines over and over again in a vain bid to gratify themselves. ~
dan_the_man4u: me neither
sarah_heels: good so what clean topic do you want to chat about?
dan_the_man4u: SEX lol
sarah_heels: Hah, another trait ive noticed amongst online chat room perves is their tendency to disappear if the conversation verves away from sex or sex related subjects. Its interesting from a sociological perspective. The only reason i come online here is to study ppl’s reactions.~
dan_the_man4u: so Sara what’s with the heels?
sarah_heels: well i love fashion/heels etc ~
dan_the_man4u: nice me 2 i have always thought a woman looks sexy in heels
sarah_heels: and i care because?
dan_the_man4u: lol – just sayin’
sarah_heels: yeh right, as if by adding three letters (lol) it makes what u say entirely innocent…
dan_the_man4u: somethin’ about the way heels set off a lady’s sweet a_ss… mmmm
sarah_heels: o…k…..
dan_the_man4u: sara do u have any pics of u in yr heels?
sarah_heels: yes and in answer 2 yr next question, no.
dan_the_man4u: next Q?
sarah_heels: yes, u were going to ask if u can see said pics
dan_the_man4u: yeh I was lol
sarah_heels: well u cant
dan_the_man4u: awwwww – pity
sarah_heels: pity, shame, nice, kool – all buzz words of the chat room pervert :-)
dan_the_man4u: well if u change ur mind sara let me know
sarah_heels: lol, its not gonna happen
dan_the_man4u: so what do u ?
sarah_heels: housewife~
dan_the_man4u: bored housewife? lol
sarah_heels: im up at 7am each morning, get my husband out to work, get my son his breakfast, do the housework, shopping, visit my mum, make the dinner, do the washing/ironing, therefore to assume im bored is very naïve
dan_the_man4u: lol
sarah_heels: its 24/7 with me, non stop
dan_the_man4u: i bet it is x so how long u married sara?
sarah_heels: 3 years, and im very happy, never tempted and before u ask, no my hubby doesn’t know I chat!
dan_the_man4u: hehe nawty girl sara
sarah_heels: im always asked if he knows I chat – it really annoys me more than any other question
dan_the_man4u: why?
sarah_heels: why do u think? It contains the arrogant assumption that im here for what u lot describe as “fun” and that im keeping my husband in the dark about it. i’m not! i’m just here for a clean friendly chat that’s all
dan_the_man4u: so, does he know u chat lol
sarah_heels: no
dan_the_man4u: lol tell him u chat then
sarah_heels: he’d get the wrong idea
dan_the_man4u: so where r u from sarah?
sarah_heels: Ireland – u ?
dan_the_man4u: nice I love irish girls – yr accent– im near london
sarah_heels: I love London, my favourite city
dan_the_man4u: well come on over then lol leave yr hubby and kid there
sarah_heels: thanks but no thanks
dan_the_man4u: lol worth a try
sarah_heels: a rather pathetic try
dan_the_man4u: don’t be cruel :-(
sarah_heels: lol sorry im not usually that below the belt but it’s a consequence of chat room culture
dan_the_man4u: how do u mean?
sarah_heels: Well its simple. Online ur practically anonymous, u can say almost anything and get away with it. U can say all the perverted stuff u want and the only consequence u will suffer is being put on ignore by the other user, correct?
dan_the_man4u: correct
sarah_heels: so that’s why the perverts, whether they are men or women, can treat u like dirt, they would NEVER say the things they say online to anyone in real life~ would they?
dan_the_man4u: thats obvious
sarah_heels: I know its obvious but the point is that chat rooms are not a normal environment to communicate with other people, it breaks down and indeed denigrates personal communication
dan_the_man4u: lol so y do u use them ?
sarah_heels: just 2 pass the time and have a friendly chat
dan_the_man4u: nowt wrong w/ that
sarah_heels: true
dan_the_man4u: though it can b boring
sarah_heels: depends who u r chatting 2 !
dan_the_man4u: u make some good points but theres nothing wrong using the internet 2 met up w/ ppl 4 sex
sarah_heels: well, nothing legally wrong
dan_the_man4u: yeah
sarah_heels: as long as they are not a minor
dan_the_man4u: oh I know
sarah_heels: morally though? cant say I agree
dan_the_man4u: ppl have been meeting 4 sex for hundreds of years, chat room r just a new way of doing it / arranging it I mean
sarah_heels: regardless, its not for me. im happily married and live in the real world w/ normal pplJ
dan_the_man4u: gd 4 u
sarah_heels: if u want my advice, if I were u i’d delete yur profile and stop chatting,
dan_the_man4u: hmm, I dunno
sarah_heels: it can b addictive
dan_the_man4u: yr right sara, it can
sarah_heels: that’s y im deleting my account, im fed up with all these perves talking cr@p
dan_the_man4u: aww don’t go lol
sarah_heels: id urge u to do the same – I think one day u could regret it
dan_the_man4u: how do u mean?
sarah_heels: I mean if u stay here, and keep chatting, day in day out, year in year out, it will be harder to extricate yourself from it, u could wake up one day and think 2 yrself ‘why did I waste so much precious time on that worthless chat site?’ . And all the while the bad habits uve picked up will become more embedded, stronger and more harder to shake off! ~
dan_the_man4u: suppose, ive been chatting for ages, im well n truly hooked!
sarah_heels: well its up 2 u but as they say the devil makes work for idle hands.
dan_the_man4u: That wd b understandable except that the devil doesn’t even exist! lol u a christian then sara ?
sarah_heels: I am :-) , though Im fairly liberal minded, Im not the fire & brimstone, fanatical nonsense type ~
dan_the_man4u: Phew! Im relieved :-) u seem fairly down 2 earth sara
sarah_heels: I like 2 think so, what do u do for a living?
dan_the_man4u: I.T consultancy
sarah_heels: Very good, im actually an I.T. teacher on long term leave
dan_the_man4u: Mmm, , id love to do IT with u lol, I thought u had the look of a teacher sara lol –sexy
sarah_heels: Oi! lol
dan_the_man4u: I wish u had taught when I was at school!! lol bet yr pupils love u
sarah_heels: well, yeh, they did, they were mostly teenage boys so it wasn’t surprising
dan_the_man4u: lol lucky boys , bet they love it when u keep em’ behind after class! I know I would hehe
sarah_heels: lol I lost count of the amount of apples and love notes I got ~ :-)
dan_the_man4u: i can imagine lol
sarah_heels: ru married?
dan_the_man4u: no, single for a few years
sarah_heels: how come?
dan_the_man4u: just not met the right person
sarah_heels: well chances are u wont meet them in a chat room Dan~
dan_the_man4u: why so ?
sarah_heels: they attract the wrong sort of person- lonely, desperate ppl, no offence. and if u r only looking for sex then u can forget about a relationship. Furthermore every girl u chat to is probably having a very similar conversation with a dozen other guys so apart from wanting sex what distinguishes u from them? – very little, at least in the eyes of the chatosphere.
dan_the_man4u: well said…. but I still think it could be useful way of meeting girls 4 fun
sarah_heels: that’s yr choice – but your very naïve if u think u can get any substantive dating success from this site ~
dan_the_man4u: yeah I know that
sarah_heels: so r u going to relinquish the world of perve-chat?
dan_the_man4u: nah lol
sarah_heels: well on your head be it ~
dan_the_man4u: i’ll be alright don’t worry
sarah_heels: i wont ~
dan_the_man4u: love the wee squiggles ~ u put at the end of yr sentences, nice trademark :-)
sarah_heels: lol cheers
dan_the_man4u: wouldn’t mind squiggling over u though x
sarah_heels: cut it out
dan_the_man4u: im only jokin;
sarah_heels: hilarious, anyway ive to put my son to bed
dan_the_man4u: how old is he?
sarah_heels: he’s 2 :-)
dan_the_man4u: awww, bless
sarah_heels:ok, cya ~ and remember what i said ~
dan_the_man4u: will do sara bye
sarah_heels has logged off the chat. She was last online 0:23 seconds ago.
dan_the_man4u: problem is… im still h_orny!!!
dan_the_man4u: hi asl
lil_chika: pardon?
dan_the_man4u: your age sex and location pls
lil_chika: my names sally 14 in northampton
dan_the_man4u: kool im daniel, 17 in London – nice to meet you
lil_chika: nice to meet u 2
dan_the_man4u: :-) so what brings you to the chat?
lil_chika: ..chat…
dan_the_man4u: lol sorry stupid question – im just taking a break from studying 4 my a-levels
lil_chika: a-levels?
dan_the_man4u: oh i meant AS levels lol
lil_chika: lol my gcse’s r nxt yr
dan_the_man4u: u will b fine :-) u sound like a smart grl
lil_chika: thankx i hope so
dan_the_man4u: so u got a bf sally?
lil_chika: nah not yet but there r some guys i like a lot
dan_the_man4u: r they in yr class ?
lil_chika: sum r in my class, sum i know from hockey club or via friends u’know?
dan_the_man4u: nice so have u had sex before?
lil_chika: nope not yet
dan_the_man4u: ru a virgin
lil_chika: obviously yes
dan_the_man4u: very very nice :-)
lil_chika: lol how about u ?
dan_the_man4u: yeah ive had sex tons of times
lil_chika: really who with/?
dan_the_man4u: girls in my class, girls ive met down the pub and on holiday. even one of my teachers
lil_chika: no way!
dan_the_man4u: yes way! lol
lil_chika: crazy! so how did it happen???
dan_the_man4u: well she kept me after class – detention, she caught me lookin’ at her legs n heels, she shouted at me but I knew she was aroused. so i just smiled at her then she came over n sat at my desk and she leant in n I snogged her!
lil_chika: geeez!!
dan_the_man4u: yeah, so we’re all kissin n touchin then she brings me in2 the store room n basically 1 thing led to another n we…. did it.. right there in the store room lol
lil_chika: wow, u stud muffin u
dan_the_man4u: lol
lil_chika: lucky teacher lol
dan_the_man4u: she was a real woman but id love 2 do it with a young girl like u… x
lil_chika: am not that much younger than u
dan_the_man4u: ? oh yeah, 5 years isn’t much
lil_chika: 5? thought u r 17?
dan_the_man4u: yeah i am sorry i got wrong
lil_chika: np
dan_the_man4u: so do u want me 2 b yr 1st ?
lil_chika: lemme think
dan_the_man4u: lol whats there 2 think about
lil_chika: big decision really
dan_the_man4u: true, very big given the size of my….. u know what lol
lil_chika: lol yr funny
dan_the_man4u: so r u interested
lil_chika: ys im interested
dan_the_man4u: kool :-) can we meet 2ngt?
lil_chika: 2nite? no way its 2 soon
dan_the_man4u: shame
lil_chika: how wd u get 2 me anyway
dan_the_man4u: by car
lil_chika: u drive?
dan_the_man4u: yeah ive a jeep , well its my parents but they let me drive it
lil_chika: nice 1 :-)
dan_the_man4u: i could even come n pick u up at yr gate or at the end of yr street, yr parents wdn’t have 2 know bout it. yeah?
lil_chika: sounds romantic lol
dan_the_man4u: so I’ll come over now then? gimme yr address pls
lil_chika: i dunno
dan_the_man4u: look, how bout i send my dad to pick u up and bring u back here?
lil_chika: its half 2 in the morning!
dan_the_man4u: I know but he wont mind
lil_chika: mayb we shd just wait k?
dan_the_man4u: :-( aww
lil_chika: sorwe
dan_the_man4u: no probs but id really like to meet a young girl like u
lil_chika: young?
dan_the_man4u: well, u r but your growin’ up fast! lol :-)
lil_chika: that sounds like something my dad or uncle would say
dan_the_man4u: lol
lil_chika: ru really 17?
dan_the_man4u: yes y do u ask ?
lil_chika: just a feeling
dan_the_man4u: ok
lil_chika: im going to bed now bye
dan_the_man4u: can i cum w/ u ? lol
lil_chika: no
dan_the_man4u: at least gimme yr facebook or msn addy
lil_chika has logged off the chat. She was last online 0:11 seconds ago.
dan_the_man4u: hello? ffs im never gonna get laid :-(
dan_the_man4u: hi wd u fancy a chat w/ a handsome 38 guy
hot_devilish_girl: Yes I would.
dan_the_man4u: kool – u ok
hot_devilish_girl: Yes, I am okay. Are you?
dan_the_man4u: yeh im gd gd
hot_devilish_girl: I see.
dan_the_man4u: so wat u doin’ up at 3 in the mornin’ ?
hot_devilish_girl: I am using the chat room.
dan_the_man4u: same here
hot_devilish_girl: That is obvious.
dan_the_man4u: have 2 say I luv yr photo babe
hot_devilish_girl: Thank you.
dan_the_man4u: fancy dress ? lol
hot_devilish_girl: You could say that.
dan_the_man4u: sexy devil costume, yum!
hot_devilish_girl: Do you like it?
dan_the_man4u: yeh luv it babe!
hot_devilish_girl: What is it you like about it?
dan_the_man4u: cos its dam sexy!
hot_devilish_girl: What else do you like about it?
dan_the_man4u: luv yr slim body n long blonde hair 2 – mmmm
hot_devilish_girl: Do you?
dan_the_man4u: dam right i do
hot_devilish_girl: Why?
dan_the_man4u: cos your hot!
hot_devilish_girl: That much, at least, is true.
dan_the_man4u: wnd’t mind seein’ more of yr pics babe x
hot_devilish_girl: Perhaps.
dan_the_man4u: got any more photos of u in sexy outfits?
hot_devilish_girl: Maybe I do. Maybe I don’t.
dan_the_man4u: wd luv 2 c u in a french maids uniform, mmm
hot_devilish_girl: Qui qui Monsieur.
dan_the_man4u: U speak french babe?
hot_devilish_girl: I can speak any language.
dan_the_man4u: well u know what they say, french is the language of luv lol
hot_devilish_girl: Indeed they do. Whoever “they” are.
dan_the_man4u: lol so ru single hun?
hot_devilish_girl: Hun? I’m not German.
dan_the_man4u: lol
hot_devilish_girl: I am single however I’ve had a stormy love life.
dan_the_man4u: do tell :-)
hot_devilish_girl: Tell me about you first. Which of the English home-counties are you from? Hertfordshire? Kent? Essex?
dan_the_man4u: howd u know im from there?
hot_devilish_girl: Instinct.
dan_the_man4u: surrey sth of london
hot_devilish_girl: I knew it.
dan_the_man4u: & wer ru from
hot_devilish_girl: Do you really want to know?
dan_the_man4u: yeh lol
hot_devilish_girl: Hell.
dan_the_man4u: ohhh lol makes sense! u bein’ a devil n all! ru by any chance dom?
hot_devilish_girl: By ‘dom’ I assume you mean the sub-cultural, sexual chat room definition i.e. a dominant; one of an authoritative personae vis-à-vis a ‘sub’ or submissive personality type.
dan_the_man4u: yeh lol
hot_devilish_girl: I am not particularly dominant per se however let’s just say that where I come from I’m the boss.
dan_the_man4u: mmm interesting lol seriously tho were ru from , ru near london?
hot_devilish_girl: I have already answered this question.
dan_the_man4u: lol I KNOW u r near London – bet yr 1 of them saucy n bossy executive city babes
hot_devilish_girl: An interesting idea. Whilst not averse to such a career I am kept busy enough as it is.
dan_the_man4u: wht do u do?
hot_devilish_girl: A little bit of everything.
dan_the_man4u: does it pay well lol
hot_devilish_girl: That depends on how you look at it.
dan_the_man4u: u certainly sound intriguing – wdnt mind getting 2 know u better xx
hot_devilish_girl: I have no problem with that. However I simply abhor text speak. It is extremely irritating and I always refrain from using it. You’d be advised to do the same as it’s simply a headache to read and decipher.
dan_the_man4u: kk its just a habit- faster way 2 chat’ – y don’t u like it?
hot_devilish_girl: I do not like it because it will destroy society.
dan_the_man4u: lmao
hot_devilish_girl: I am serious.
dan_the_man4u: oh ok
hot_devilish_girl: And destroying society is my job.
dan_the_man4u: mm yr really turnin’ me on babe x
hot_devilish_girl: To be honest I do not care. I am here to use not amuse people.
dan_the_man4u: use how? hehe
hot_devilish_girl: For my own ends.
dan_the_man4u: which r ?
hot_devilish_girl: You will find out some day soon.
dan_the_man4u: i look 4ward 2 it :-)
hot_devilish_girl: Good. No doubt you are one of thousands of people who use chat rooms for sexual purposes.
dan_the_man4u: rite – and do u ? :-)
hot_devilish_girl: I do not limit myself as such. My interests lie in everything.
dan_the_man4u: i wouldn’t mind lying on top of u babes x
hot_devilish_girl: Perhaps I can help you.
dan_the_man4u: perhaps u can lol
hot_devilish_girl: I can help, but not in the way you are thinking.
dan_the_man4u: which is?
hot_devilish_girl: You know gosh darn well what I mean.
dan_the_man4u: lol
hot_devilish_girl: I can give you advice on how to seduce women.
dan_the_man4u: any advice is appreciated luv . theres something so sexy bout meetin’ anonymous girls here, really turns me on full,. im hard now just thinkin’ of it n havin’ talked 2u lol – id had no luck so far tho – hope u can help me change it i wd b really grateful if u cd!
hot_devilish_girl: What’s in it for me?
dan_the_man4u: huh?
hot_devilish_girl: I will just repeat myself. What’s in it for me? I help you get laid, correct? What do I get in return?
dan_the_man4u: whatever u want baby lol
hot_devilish_girl: Do you agree to give me anything I want?
dan_the_man4u: w/in reason
hot_devilish_girl: No, not within reason. Do you agree? Yes or no?
dan_the_man4u: ok i agree! lol
hot_devilish_girl: Good. Firstly I would like to get to know you more. I need more of an insight into what passes for your psyche.
dan_the_man4u: lol, sexy interigation!
hot_devilish_girl: It’s spelt interrogation. What is it you want more than anything else, right now?
dan_the_man4u: 4 u 2 sit on my face
hot_devilish_girl: I believe the appropriate phrase is “laugh out loud.”
dan_the_man4u: pmsl
hot_devilish_girl: Pissing myself laughing. Yes, that’s another common one.
dan_the_man4u: lmao
hot_devilish_girl: Laughing my ass off. Yes, I am familiar with all of your vulgar abbreviations. Anyway your answer told me all I need to know though I anticipated that in being so desperately lonely recourse to a chat room is your only way of obtaining sexual gratification.
dan_the_man4u: well I wdnt quite put it that way luv
hot_devilish_girl: Really? What way would you put it then?
dan_the_man4u: bend over n I’ll show ya! lol
hot_devilish_girl: Very amusing. You could say I am rolling on the floor laughing.
dan_the_man4u: ROFL!
hot_devilish_girl: How lonely are you on a scale of one to ten?
dan_the_man4u: not 2 bad – 7
hot_devilish_girl: As low as that?
dan_the_man4u: mayb 8ish
hot_devilish_girl: Surely it is higher?
dan_the_man4u: alrite – 9
hot_devilish_girl: That is the figure I would have attributed to you.
dan_the_man4u: i may b lonely thats true but ive had bad luck in love
hot_devilish_girl: I know.
dan_the_man4u: guess i just lack confidence
hot_devilish_girl: If I may speak plainly, your problems go beyond confidence.
dan_the_man4u: how so
hot_devilish_girl: Confidence is one thing. You also lack sociability, charm and your communication skills leave a lot to be desired.
dan_the_man4u: hey u cant say im like that just cos im a lil’ bit horny lol
hot_devilish_girl: I am merely being honest.
dan_the_man4u: bit harsh
hot_devilish_girl: The truth often is.
dan_the_man4u: well its the way i am, cant help it
hot_devilish_girl: You can help it. Overall you are a product of your environment. Each decision you made over the course of your existence was determined by your needs and desires. You are not here out of an altruistic or platonic motivation whereas I am.
dan_the_man4u: i was made redundant bout 6 months ago
hot_devilish_girl: That’s unfortunate.
dan_the_man4u: my delivery company went bust
hot_devilish_girl: Would that have been Dan’s Dispatches?
dan_the_man4u: how did u know???
hot_devilish_girl: I know the business world very well.
dan_the_man4u: 2 b honest that’s scary lol
hot_devilish_girl: Let me guess it also “turns you on” as you would put it.
dan_the_man4u: yeh lol but tell me how u knew
hot_devilish_girl: A lucky guess.
dan_the_man4u: c’mon! seriously pls tell me
hot_devilish_girl: A lucky guess.
dan_the_man4u: yr freakin’ me out hun lol
hot_devilish_girl: You do not sound particularly “freaked out.”
dan_the_man4u: guess u googled mY name and surrey – rite?
hot_devilish_girl: It is irrelevant as to how I know. A search engine is a precarious way of gathering information. The internet contains swathes of unreliable date and unlike me it will not be around forever.
dan_the_man4u: clever girl :-)
hot_devilish_girl: When were you last with a woman?
dan_the_man4u: 2003
hot_devilish_girl: Be honest!
dan_the_man4u: ok! 2001 – ish
hot_devilish_girl: Needless to say that’s a very long time.
dan_the_man4u: 2 long :-(
hot_devilish_girl: Then let’s begin, shall we?
dan_the_man4u: ok wat do i do ?
hot_devilish_girl: Select a female chatter you want to talk to then tell me her chat username.
dan_the_man4u: ok brb
hot_devilish_girl: Take your time.
dan_the_man4u: k ive found 1
hot_devilish_girl: That didn’t take you long.
dan_the_man4u: u know me! lol
hot_devilish_girl: What is her username?
dan_the_man4u: xxxbecka89xxx
hot_devilish_girl: God, you people don’t put much thought or imagination when it comes to selecting your usernames, do you?
dan_the_man4u: lol hey!
hot_devilish_girl: What is it you like about this girl?
dan_the_man4u: her jugs, they r massive
hot_devilish_girl: Now unless you are exceptionally lucky xxxbecka89xxx will not respond to a private message that compliments her on the size of her breasts.
dan_the_man4u: y
hot_devilish_girl: Think about it. How many men are online right now?
dan_the_man4u: dunno
hot_devilish_girl: 839 males are logged onto this site right now. If even a dozen of them are messaging her regarding her enormous bosoms chances are she is sick and tired of hearing it. Understand?
dan_the_man4u: yeh
hot_devilish_girl: Therefore you need to be more subtle. You need to grab her attention and you are more likely to do that with a witty intro rather than a “Hi” or an “asl.” Any moron can type two or three words then message someone. You, on the other hand, have to stand out from the crowd! So send her the following message, copy and paste it if you like; “Good morning Becka, would you care to chat? I’m Dan from Surrey.”
dan_the_man4u: success! she replied now shes askin’ bout me!
hot_devilish_girl: Write the following; “Hi Becka, nice to meet you. I am 38, single, just looking for a clean friendly chat. How about you?”
dan_the_man4u: but im lookin’ for fun!
hot_devilish_girl: I know that! Have you never heard of the old Indian phrase; “softly, softly catch the monkey?”
dan_the_man4u: okok
hot_devilish_girl: Any luck?
dan_the_man4u: kinda ~ shes bein’ a bit flirty now
hot_devilish_girl: Good, you have distinguished yourself from the morass of your fellow perverts and she has noticed this however you are far from sealing the deal. Becka likes to flirt so flirt back but remember, be subtle, and don’t say anything stupid!
dan_the_man4u: thanx will do
hot_devilish_girl: I will remain online. Let me know how to get on.
dan_the_man4u: i will, promise!
hey babe ru there
hot_devilish_girl: I am.
dan_the_man4u: ker ching~! she agree 2 meet me 2moro at her place!
hot_devilish_girl: Congratulations.
dan_the_man4u: Woooo-hooooo! and shes not far from me !
hot_devilish_girl: Yes, I know. 131 Walton Close is only 8.2 miles from your house as the crow flies.
dan_the_man4u: now how the hell do u know that!?
hot_devilish_girl: Try and sound grateful Daniel. I have done you a favour.
dan_the_man4u: ru her? ru on a double a/c or somethin’?
hot_devilish_girl: No.
dan_the_man4u: then how?
hot_devilish_girl: As I said, it is irrelevant how I know. I just do.
dan_the_man4u: not if she turns out 2 b a bloke!
hot_devilish_girl: Don’t play games with me Daniel. You and I both know you persuaded her to “flash” for you “on cam.” She is what you would call “a cracker”, albeit a rather ugly one.
dan_the_man4u: lol yr amazin’. y don’t u come w/ me? Becka says shes open minded , wink* wink*
hot_devilish_girl: No thank you. I am otherwise engaged.
dan_the_man4u: i c now yr defo NOT her. u talk 2 posh like
hot_devilish_girl: Nor am I a shabbily dressed tart and single mother of two living in a run down council house who watches television for a living.
dan_the_man4u: hey! lol i really hope u can help me meet more birds after this
hot_devilish_girl: I will help you but it depends on how your “meet” progresses.
dan_the_man4u: gr8!
hot_devilish_girl: There is just one thing I want you to do tomorrow.
dan_the_man4u: anything 4u x
hot_devilish_girl: This will sound unusual but when you arrive she will naturally offer you a cup of tea. You will be left alone in her sitting room for several minutes. Whilst she is absent in the kitchen you are to stand on the sofa, reach up and remove the batteries from her smoke alarm.
dan_the_man4u: umm, y ?
hot_devilish_girl: Let’s call it a dare.
dan_the_man4u: im not sure about this…
hot_devilish_girl: You promised to do whatever I asked Daniel. Are you going back on your word?
dan_the_man4u: its just that if I do that she cd b a risk!
hot_devilish_girl: That’s fine Daniel. We will call an end to our arrangement here and now. I cannot say I am surprised as I have noticed how you perverts never ever keep your word. Now I won’t be able to help you have a crack at that yummy mummy or the cute little Japanese girl you were chatting to earlier.
dan_the_man4u: gawd almighty fine i’ll do it
hot_devilish_girl: Promise?
dan_the_man4u: promise
hot_devilish_girl: Good boy.
dan_the_man4u: mmm :-)
hot_devilish_girl: One more thing. If you ever display such insolence by way of writing “umm, y” to me ever again I will come to your house and execute you. Is that clear?
dan_the_man4u: lol steady on babe
hot_devilish_girl: Hell hath no fury, et cetera.
dan_the_man4u: yeh no problem I’ll do wat u said
hot_devilish_girl: Excellent. You’ll be making love to her before you can say “kool” with a capital ‘K’.
dan_the_man4u: and i cant wait!
hot_devilish_girl: The morning comes. I must go. You are to let me know what happens on your date with Becka. I will be online at precisely 3 A.M. tomorrow morning. Be here.
dan_the_man4u: i will b here unless i suffer death by shaggin; lol
hot_devilish_girl: Quite. Goodnight.
dan_the_man4u: nites babe x
dan_the_man4u: hey is it u?
hot_devilish_girl: Yes, it is me.
dan_the_man4u: i got good news
hot_devilish_girl: I already know what it is Daniel.
dan_the_man4u: i met her
hot_devilish_girl: And?
dan_the_man4u: it was fantastic! did her twice, she wants me 2 come back asap! lol
hot_devilish_girl: Did you do what I requested?
dan_the_man4u: take da batterys ?
hot_devilish_girl: Did you?
dan_the_man4u: yes do u want them?
hot_devilish_girl: I have no need for them. What matters is that you removed them from her smoke alarm.
dan_the_man4u: lol hope u aint plannin’ 2 arson her gaff! jealous of her, yeh? lol
hot_devilish_girl: No. I have no plans to personally inflict violence on anybody.
dan_the_man4u: phew! following yr orders turns me on babe
hot_devilish_girl: Then expect to receive a lot more.
dan_the_man4u: i owe u 1 chat buddy lol
hot_devilish_girl: You owe me nothing, yet.
dan_the_man4u: lol mmm cant thank u enough!
hot_devilish_girl: You are welcome. Now unless you want to go back to fat Becka for seconds (or in this case thirds) is there anyone else you would like me to help you violate?
dan_the_man4u: hey! I luv her! luv doin’ her anyway. lol
hot_devilish_girl: Tell me your fantasies.
dan_the_man4u: rite this may sound a bit* illegal but ive always wanted 2 take a girls virginity
hot_devilish_girl: How old a girl?
dan_the_man4u: c. 13-18
hot_devilish_girl: As you know that is barely legal but it matters not to me. If I can help you realise this fantasy will you do whatever I say?
dan_the_man4u: ys mistress lol
hot_devilish_girl: Good. In that case you had better get searching for potential victims. I will wait.
dan_the_man4u: no need I already got 1 in mind
hot_devilish_girl: Who?
dan_the_man4u: her chat i.d is lil_chika and shes 18
hot_devilish_girl: She is young enough to be your daughter.
dan_the_man4u: shes online now I just said hi
hot_devilish_girl: Proceed as per your discretion however I need not tell you to be particularly careful with this one.
dan_the_man4u: i already told her im 18 n drive a jeep
hot_devilish_girl: Not to mention how romantic you allegedly are.
dan_the_man4u: rite again :-)
hot_devilish_girl: The key to seducing a teen is simple. Keep the chat clean to start with then identify with her on matters such as exams or bitching parents. Needless to say you will need to supply her with a fake photograph of who you claim to be.
dan_the_man4u: easily done babe x am workin’ on it as we speak.
hot_devilish_girl: Good. Keep me informed.
dan_the_man4u: gr8 she says her mum n’ dad r away in wales 4 da wkend- shes home alone
hot_devilish_girl: Then there is no time like the present. Pressure her to meet you tonight.
dan_the_man4u: doin’ it now! says she luvs my pic lol but shes still a bit reluctant
hot_devilish_girl: Tell her this; “Don’t put off to tomorrow what can be done today.”
dan_the_man4u: lol babe yr a genius! she wants me 2 come over NOW!!!!!! :-)
hot_devilish_girl: Success!
dan_the_man4u: YEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAaaaa!!!!1
hot_devilish_girl: She is in Northampton. That’s a bit of a drive but you can make it.
dan_the_man4u: ya I better get goin’!
hot_devilish_girl: Wait.
dan_the_man4u: wat???
hot_devilish_girl: Destroying this girl is damage enough but in this case I can kill two birds with one stone. When you get to her house make sure you show her a video. It is an unmarked DVD in a blank paper case hidden inside the back cover of the family bible; a book none of them ever read. It is in their library on the ground floor, first bookcase on the left, third row from the top, eighth book along.
dan_the_man4u: mmm im enjoying this ! sure u don’t wanna join me? lol
hot_devilish_girl: Another time perhaps. Before you do anything to her, make sure she watches that video. Am I clear?
dan_the_man4u: reading u loud n clear admiral babealot lol
hot_devilish_girl: My feelings as to that particular remark are unrepeatable Daniel. Off you go. Get to work!
dan_the_man4u: i obey o’supreme mistress of the cosmos lol
hot_devilish_girl: Be good.
dan_the_man4u: oh i will ~ u know me :-) cu 2moro! byeeeeee!
hot_devilish_girl: Happy hunting.
dan_the_man4u: hey its me, wish id never done that…
hot_devilish_girl: It’s a bit late for regrets and I am not an agony aunt.
dan_the_man4u: was in way over my head,..
hot_devilish_girl: What part do you regret the most?
dan_the_man4u: ..mayb I rushed in2 it
hot_devilish_girl: You saw an opportunity and you took it.
dan_the_man4u: yeh well @ least i had sex w/ a young girl, felt gr8
hot_devilish_girl: And what has you down?
dan_the_man4u: cos i committed a crime
hot_devilish_girl: True.
dan_the_man4u: gd thing is tho i don’t think she will tell ne1
hot_devilish_girl: Not for the time being anyway.
dan_the_man4u: i cant 4get the look on her face , when i arrived
hot_devilish_girl: Shock.
dan_the_man4u: yeh but i persuaded her 2 go along w/ it
hot_devilish_girl: I think you should have put persuaded in inverted commas.
dan_the_man4u: nah she was ok w/ it
hot_devilish_girl: I will take your word for it.
dan_the_man4u: just ave a fear the cops cd turn up at me door @ ne time !
hot_devilish_girl: That’s possible. However something tells me they won’t.
dan_the_man4u: wish I shared yr optimism babe
hot_devilish_girl: What did you think of the video?
dan_the_man4u: yeh it was wild, who was the woman doin’ it w/ da big black guy
hot_devilish_girl: That was the young girl’s mother Daniel.
dan_the_man4u: lol like mother like daughter
hot_devilish_girl: Indeed.
dan_the_man4u: mmm i luv vids like that I shd ave made 1 for us last ngt
;she was so young n fresh n pure wish I cd ave took her home w/ me
hot_devilish_girl: Will you see her again?
dan_the_man4u: not likely :-( her mum n dad r comin’ back from wales but I said 2 her if they go away again 2 get in touch here
hot_devilish_girl: Just hope she does not tell them that a chubby, balding middle-aged man turned up instead of the badly photo-shopped hunk pic you sent to her.
dan_the_man4u: nah she promised me she wdnt tell, we r gonna keep our love secret
hot_devilish_girl: Don’t hold your breath.
dan_the_man4u: :-(
hot_devilish_girl: Do you feel any guilt?
dan_the_man4u: wat?
hot_devilish_girl: Do you feel guilty about what you did last night?
dan_the_man4u: y shd I ?
hot_devilish_girl: You solicited sex with a 14 year old girl; a minor, drove 75 miles to do the deed, exposed her to a sex tape staring her mother, half raped her then “convinced” her to keep it a secret.
dan_the_man4u: oh yeh , never thought about it tht way… :-(
hot_devilish_girl: There is no other way of thinking about it.
dan_the_man4u: pls don’t tel ne1
hot_devilish_girl: It is not in my interests to tell anyone. You did what I asked and that’s all that matters to me.
dan_the_man4u: suppose her dad will find out bout da tape?
hot_devilish_girl: It’s inevitable.
dan_the_man4u: they will get divorced, cause misery n all
hot_devilish_girl: How unfortunate but it’s not my concern. Now what about your other lover?
dan_the_man4u: oh yeh becka id forgot about her! i better give her a call
hot_devilish_girl: Go on then.
dan_the_man4u: -no answer
hot_devilish_girl: Here’s why. This is a LINK to a national news website.
dan_the_man4u: rite one sec.. jeesus says her house was gutted by a fire#!! woman n 2 kids dead! they r dead!
hot_devilish_girl: If only her smoke alarm had been working.
dan_the_man4u: u knew bout this?
hot_devilish_girl: It’s nothing to do with me. You are the one who removed its batteries. Had you not then chances are they would have escaped unharmed.
dan_the_man4u: hey ur as responsible as me! yr fault not mine
hot_devilish_girl: And who are you going to tell?
dan_the_man4u: dunno
hot_devilish_girl: I thought as much.
dan_the_man4u: im gonna miss her she aws gr8 @ sex :-( i was probly da last guy she humped
hot_devilish_girl: It’s no loss as far as I’m concerned.
dan_the_man4u: y
hot_devilish_girl: So a fat, unemployed, lower middle class woman and her two ugly kids get incinerated; big deal!
dan_the_man4u: not nice, yr brutal
hot_devilish_girl: Like I said before Daniel, the truth often is.
dan_the_man4u: not sure I wanna talk 2 u ne more
hot_devilish_girl: Fine. I will simply find another maladjusted looser to manipulate to my own ends and give him a cheap sexual thrill by following my instructions to the letter.
dan_the_man4u: fair enuf
hot_devilish_girl: If you were serious about blocking my messages you would have done it by now so let’s not waste any more time.
dan_the_man4u: thing is after this I need a break from chattin’ im tired
hot_devilish_girl: How macho of you. Tired? As if! You sound like an old woman!
dan_the_man4u: ive big money worries alrite i need 2 sort out asap
hot_devilish_girl: Well guess what? I can help you.
dan_the_man4u: yeh? y do u know the lotto numbers 4 the next fifty years?
hot_devilish_girl: Yes but I have a more pleasurable way of acquiring money.
dan_the_man4u: im listenin’
hot_devilish_girl: Go to the over 40’s romance room. You will see a female chatter named lulla_bell_mamma. Introduce yourself to her on the main screen and when she replies send her a private message with the following; “Good evening lulla bell! :-) fancy a friendly chat?”
dan_the_man4u: r u able to hack in2 ppl’s lives or sumthin’ lol
hot_devilish_girl: Yes.
dan_the_man4u: u weirdo lol, k then wat?
hot_devilish_girl: Say you are divorced and looking for friendship with like-minded ladies. She has already drunk a third of a bottle of red Louis Latour 1997 and is consequently feeling somewhat amorous so you are half way there.
dan_the_man4u: not sure bout this
hot_devilish_girl: I am sure.
dan_the_man4u: :-(
hot_devilish_girl: Look at it this way Daniel. By tomorrow you will have forgotten about last night and be your same, pervey old self yearning for another conquest. This is she.
dan_the_man4u: yr rite
hot_devilish_girl: I’m always right.
dan_the_man4u: kk she s bein’ real flirty lol
hot_devilish_girl: She sounds like your kind of girl Daniel.
dan_the_man4u: lol ive been invited round for tea 2moro
hot_devilish_girl: Tea and crumpet no doubt.
dan_the_man4u: u took da words rite outta my mouth babe lol so wat do u want me 2 do when I get there?
hot_devilish_girl: Excuse me?
dan_the_man4u: u probly want me 2 slash her tyres or set her on fire or something; lol
hot_devilish_girl: I want nothing of the sort. Although when you leave her house please ensure the heating is on, all the doors shut and that the windows are tightly closed. We don’t want the old dear getting cold now do we?
dan_the_man4u: no danger of that when I get hold of her lol
hot_devilish_girl: That’s the spirit boy.
dan_the_man4u: luv it when u call me boy lol
hot_devilish_girl: We will talk again tomorrow then boy. Same time. 3 A.M.
dan_the_man4u: y 3
hot_devilish_girl: Because it suits me.
dan_the_man4u: i gotta ask tho
hot_devilish_girl: Yes?
dan_the_man4u: how do u know all this stuff?
hot_devilish_girl: Define “stuff.”
dan_the_man4u: u knew wer becka lived n u knew my age w/out me tellin’ u – n u know all about the ppl im talkin’ 2 ~ How?
hot_devilish_girl: All you need to know is that I just do.
dan_the_man4u: but how?
hot_devilish_girl: I will say no more on this topic.
dan_the_man4u: ok but I wd like 2 know~
hot_devilish_girl: In time.
dan_the_man4u: cheers
hot_devilish_girl: I will leave you now.
dan_the_man4u: tlk 2moro ngt?
hot_devilish_girl: All being well. Goodbye.
dan_the_man4u: byes hun x
dan_the_man4u: im glad yr here im in deep s_hit!!
hot_devilish_girl: Tell me in your own words what happened.
dan_the_man4u: id think u already know babes. went 2 her place its only 20 miles away, we got hot n heavy then after we wur done i left,
hot_devilish_girl: Then?
dan_the_man4u: was in da car drivin’ home, remembered id left my wallet on her dresser, id left her breathless in bed n came back but she was cold
hot_devilish_girl: Dead?
dan_the_man4u: yeh i think so
hot_devilish_girl: So you are guilty of murder by sex.
dan_the_man4u: babe i aint laughin’
hot_devilish_girl: Nor am I.
dan_the_man4u: listen id left my jacket on the wall heater, the warm air cdnt get out ,
hot_devilish_girl: I see. Plus you had left all the doors and windows closed like I told you.
dan_the_man4u: it must have been carbon monoxide, come outta da heater :-(
hot_devilish_girl: Have you told anyone?
dan_the_man4u: no way, grabbed my stuff n got outta there asap
hot_devilish_girl: What else did you grab?
dan_the_man4u: nothin’
hot_devilish_girl: Be honest.
dan_the_man4u: rite well thing is somehow her purse fell in2 my jacket pocket
hot_devilish_girl: In other words you picked it up and put it there.
dan_the_man4u: kinda; seriously tho I think it fell of her dresser when I went by it
hot_devilish_girl: A likely story. Regardless of whether or not you deliberately stole it you now have the deceased’s purse.
dan_the_man4u: yeh
hot_devilish_girl: How much was inside it?
dan_the_man4u: bout 40 quid plus a credit card
hot_devilish_girl: The PIN number is 8702.
dan_the_man4u: i dont care babe
hot_devilish_girl: If you don’t want to withdraw her life savings to pay your bills that’s fair enough Daniel.
dan_the_man4u: its risky!
hot_devilish_girl: What a wimp! All you have to do is go to a cash machine. Dress plainly and wear a wide brimmed hat and the CCTV will never catch a clear view of your face. Also, never use the same ATM twice.
dan_the_man4u: thanks 4 da advice. i’ll do that
hot_devilish_girl: If you want her money then you had best move fast. You can only withdraw a maximum of £1,000 from her account each day and I estimate you have at least two to three days before her dead body is discovered.
dan_the_man4u: im goin’ 2 bed now, prob take a few days of the chat, cya soon hun x
hot_devilish_girl: What?
dan_the_man4u: bye
hot_devilish_girl: Stay right where you are!
dan_the_man4u: wat?
hot_devilish_girl: I help you get laid and give you money and now you’re going to saunter off?
dan_the_man4u: yep
hot_devilish_girl: In that case I shall be contacting the police. Bye.
dan_the_man4u: no dont
hot_devilish_girl: I thought you were going to sleep boy.
dan_the_man4u: no i will stay 4 a while don’t tell da police pls
hot_devilish_girl: You will stay until I say you can go. If you suddenly disappear and later claim your internet became disconnected I will go ahead and tell them all that I know.
dan_the_man4u: pls dont
hot_devilish_girl: I won’t, provided you stay.
dan_the_man4u: its just 4 ppl have died – we cd b liable!! cant u c that?
hot_devilish_girl: I can see how you are indirectly responsible for four deaths along with the direct molestation of a minor. But me? No.
dan_the_man4u: if it all leads bk 2 me they will b able 2 trace yr IP Address 2 !
hot_devilish_girl: I possess a certain technical expertise that would make such an eventuality impossible, for my means of computing at least. I cannot say the same for yours.
dan_the_man4u: well b4 we do anthin’ else id appreciate u sharin’ that w/ me
hot_devilish_girl: No. All you need is confidence. A real man would not worry about getting caught.
dan_the_man4u: then call me a mouse frm now on
hot_devilish_girl: Fair enough mouse. Are you ready for your next assignment?
dan_the_man4u: wat ?
hot_devilish_girl: I said, are you ready for your next assignment?
dan_the_man4u: guess ive no choice
hot_devilish_girl: That’s the spirit!
dan_the_man4u: so wat do u want me 2 do
hot_devilish_girl: Go the room named “Gentlemen’s Lounge.”
dan_the_man4u: but thats da gay rm
hot_devilish_girl: I know. Enter it.
dan_the_man4u: im in
hot_devilish_girl: Private message user “gen_olderKent” with one of your classy intro’s. “Hi” or “asl” will do. These homosexuals have even less scruples than you and are as likely to wooed by a two letter greeting as a Shakespearian sonnet.
dan_the_man4u: i dont like wer this is goin’
hot_devilish_girl: Do you think that 14 year old girl liked “where it was going?”
dan_the_man4u: rite hes 60 m maidstone
hot_devilish_girl: He is less than an hour’s drive from your location.
dan_the_man4u: i aint goin’ to him no way
hot_devilish_girl: I thought you were open minded Daniel. Ask him if he would like to meet for a drink tonight, this morning I should say.
dan_the_man4u: no im not, call da cops if u want, im off
hot_devilish_girl: Try.
dan_the_man4u: babe help me
hot_devilish_girl: Yes?
dan_the_man4u: I cnat move
hot_devilish_girl: Explain.
dan_the_man4u: im stuck 2 me seat can only move me arms n fingers
hot_devilish_girl: That’s unfortunate.
dan_the_man4u: ??? f_uck u help me
hot_devilish_girl: Laugh out loud. You insult me then ask for help in the same sentence!
dan_the_man4u: pls !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hot_devilish_girl: If I agree to help you will you go and visit our friend in the county of Kent?
dan_the_man4u: YESS
hot_devilish_girl: Promise?
dan_the_man4u: YEEES
hot_devilish_girl: Good. Can you move?
dan_the_man4u: Yeh
hot_devilish_girl: Feeling alright, are we?
dan_the_man4u: pls hwd u do it ?
hot_devilish_girl: How did I paralyse you?
dan_the_man4u: how?
hot_devilish_girl: You don’t want to know.
dan_the_man4u: pls dont do it again
hot_devilish_girl: I won’t, unless you give me reason to. Now tell your elderly, soon to be lover that you are on your way with a bottle of vino and a jar of Vaseline. Make sure you get him drunk. Is that clear?
dan_the_man4u: its clear
hot_devilish_girl: Has he given you his home address?
dan_the_man4u: i got it n his number
hot_devilish_girl: Then don’t keep the poor guy waiting. Go!
dan_the_man4u: rite
hot_devilish_girl: And Daniel…
dan_the_man4u: Yeh
hot_devilish_girl: Do not, I repeat, do not try anything to extricate yourself from this situation.
dan_the_man4u: i wont
hot_devilish_girl: And don’t cry. It not very “kool,” is it?
dan_the_man4u: im not
hot_devilish_girl: Enjoy.
dan_the_man4u: u still online
hot_devilish_girl: Apparently.
dan_the_man4u: im just home
hot_devilish_girl: And how was dear old Edward?
dan_the_man4u: dear old edward is a dear old twat
hot_devilish_girl: Laugh out loud.
dan_the_man4u: complete pervert
hot_devilish_girl: That’s rich coming from you.
dan_the_man4u: shud up
hot_devilish_girl: What happened?
dan_the_man4u: went round 2 his , had a drink,he wanted 2 kiss me
hot_devilish_girl: Did you let him?
dan_the_man4u: yeh
hot_devilish_girl: Bless. :-)
dan_the_man4u: i had 2 ! u threatened me ;he got stuck in2 the wine b4 he cd do more thank f_uck
hot_devilish_girl: So you left him drunk with your anus intact?
dan_the_man4u: yeh now can I go 2 bed
hot_devilish_girl: No.
dan_the_man4u: y
hot_devilish_girl: You are more useful to me when you are deprived of sleep.
dan_the_man4u: im beggin’ u hun
hot_devilish_girl: Are you on your knees?
dan_the_man4u: i am now
hot_devilish_girl: Very well then, baby can have his sleep.
dan_the_man4u: thnks
hot_devilish_girl: Come back online at the usual time.
dan_the_man4u: 3am ?
hot_devilish_girl: 3 A.M.
dan_the_man4u: bye
hot_devilish_girl: Sweet dreams.
hot_devilish_girl: Nice try.
dan_the_man4u: wat?
hot_devilish_girl: You blocked my private messages Daniel.
dan_the_man4u: no
hot_devilish_girl: Yes.
dan_the_man4u: i didnt
hot_devilish_girl: Then why did this message flash up on your screen a moment ago? Okay, dan_the_man4u, you have blocked hot_devilish_girl from sending you private messages.
dan_the_man4u: rite, must b some glitch
hot_devilish_girl: Of all the pathetic lies you have spun that has to be the worst!
dan_the_man4u: hw u able 2 c i tried 2 bloc u ?
hot_devilish_girl: Irrelevant. I anticipated such a move.
dan_the_man4u: ru angry
hot_devilish_girl: No, I don’t allow anger to overcome me.
dan_the_man4u: leave me alone then pls
hot_devilish_girl: Why? Are you scared of me?
dan_the_man4u: terrified more like
hot_devilish_girl: Good. It is not in my interests to let you go.
dan_the_man4u: ok I will do wat u want just promise not 2 freak me out ne more.
hot_devilish_girl: I promise.
dan_the_man4u: ta
hot_devilish_girl: You are very quiet today Daniel.
dan_the_man4u: just thinkin’
hot_devilish_girl: There’s a first.
dan_the_man4u: thinkin’ bout u
hot_devilish_girl: I’m flattered…
dan_the_man4u: never got yr name
hot_devilish_girl: That’s because I’ve never told you.
dan_the_man4u: who ru ?
hot_devilish_girl: A friend.
dan_the_man4u: k
hot_devilish_girl: I know what will cheer you up.
dan_the_man4u: oh yeh?
hot_devilish_girl: A random meet.
dan_the_man4u: lol I just wanna draw the line here – no more crazy stuff – k ?
hot_devilish_girl: Now what could you possibly mean by that?
dan_the_man4u: u know :-)
hot_devilish_girl: You need a nice girl.
dan_the_man4u: I do
hot_devilish_girl: By happy coincidence there is a chatter by the name of “nice_girl” in the 20’s plus room.
dan_the_man4u: dam fine lookin’ 2
hot_devilish_girl: Very. I’d give her one myself if I was that way inclined.
dan_the_man4u: so ne tips on wat I shd say 2 her
hot_devilish_girl: You are a big boy now Daniel. I think this time you can manage this one on your own.
dan_the_man4u: k wish me luck
hot_devilish_girl: Good luck.
dan_the_man4u: bingo shes comin’ over lol
hot_devilish_girl: You seductive charmer you.
dan_the_man4u: she looks gr8 ! !
hot_devilish_girl: Indeed she does, a real mega babe you could say.
dan_the_man4u: lol dis is just wat I need 2 take me mind of all that cr@p
hot_devilish_girl: And why not? I think you deserve a night off.
dan_the_man4u: thnks mistress mayhem lol
hot_devilish_girl: When is your date due to arrive?
dan_the_man4u: ne minit now shes just up da m23 – told her my address
hot_devilish_girl: It promises to be an interesting afternoon for you Daniel.
dan_the_man4u: yeh I thought u wer normally on after 3 in the mornin’?
hot_devilish_girl: Normally.
dan_the_man4u: keepin’ an i on me then eh lol
hot_devilish_girl: Absolutely. Someone has to.
dan_the_man4u: rite i’ll stay logged on n give u a blow by blow account
hot_devilish_girl: I hope you don’t mean that literally…
dan_the_man4u: hehe :-) u know me hun
hot_devilish_girl: I thought I’d told you I wasn’t German.
dan_the_man4u: achtung! lol hey shes here, her car just pulled in2 my drive
hot_devilish_girl: Understood. I will leave you to it.
dan_the_man4u: cya l8r x
dan_the_man4u: shes actin’ all weird…
hot_devilish_girl: Finished already?
dan_the_man4u: haven’t started yet
hot_devilish_girl: Why? Has your penis fallen off?
dan_the_man4u: shes v. 4ward i didnt expect that
hot_devilish_girl: Well, beggars can’t be choosers.
dan_the_man4u: her voice is v.deep n shes taller than i thought she wd b
hot_devilish_girl: So she’s a bit rough around the edges?
dan_the_man4u: yr putting it mildly lol
hot_devilish_girl: Where is she now?
dan_the_man4u: loo
hot_devilish_girl: She’s probably freshening up.
dan_the_man4u: yea; askin; lotta weird q’s 2 /
hot_devilish_girl: Such as?
dan_the_man4u: when did I last do it etc
hot_devilish_girl: i.e. Questions that people like you would ask in a chat room.
dan_the_man4u: yeh lol
hot_devilish_girl: Well boy you’re in the real world now.
dan_the_man4u: fink I prefer the chat world 2b honest, not sure bout this
hot_devilish_girl: You’re too picky.
dan_the_man4u: brb shes comin’ bk from da loo
dan_the_man4u: help!!
hot_devilish_girl: What’s up?
dan_the_man4u: shes a bloke!
hot_devilish_girl: Laugh out loud.
dan_the_man4u: u knew didn’t u ?
hot_devilish_girl: Is “she” still there?
dan_the_man4u: HE is @ me bedrm door tryin’ 2 get in!
hot_devilish_girl: Then let him in darling.
dan_the_man4u: no fukin; way!!
hot_devilish_girl: Yes f_ucking way.
dan_the_man4u: i warnin’ u babes- do somethin’ NOW
hot_devilish_girl: Shall I call the police?
dan_the_man4u: …. NO nethin; but dat!
hot_devilish_girl: Then your options are severely limited, aren’t they?
dan_the_man4u: i cd kill meself!
hot_devilish_girl: All in good time.
dan_the_man4u: wat do I do????????
hot_devilish_girl: I told you Daniel. Open the door and let your date in.
dan_the_man4u: mayb i can fight him off!
hot_devilish_girl: It’s worth a try but don’t hold you’re breathe because all he has to do is pin you to the floor and…..
dan_the_man4u: i’m finished!!!!!!!!!! pls help !!!!!!!! babes? helo?
hot_devilish_girl: La la la la laaaaaaaaaaaaa. :-)
dan_the_man4u: FK U!
hot_devilish_girl: Daniel? Are you there dear? Hello? Well folks I think Daniel is a little tied up at the moment, perhaps literally. Stay tuned!
dan_the_man4u: U FUKIN BITCK
hot_devilish_girl: What’s a bitck Daniel? Never heard of it.
dan_the_man4u: BI_TCH!
hot_devilish_girl: Ah yes, bitch. But you are wrong. I am not a female dog.
dan_the_man4u: REPORTIN’ U NOW!
hot_devilish_girl: For what reason?
dan_the_man4u: 4 GETTING’ ME HALF RAPED THAT’S Y U STUPID S_LUT
hot_devilish_girl: Do your worst boy.
dan_the_man4u: BOY FUK U. IT REALLY HHURT.
hot_devilish_girl: Now you know how young Sally felt when you forced yourself upon her.
dan_the_man4u: DAT WAS DIFFERENT !!!!
hot_devilish_girl: Self-righteousness. :-) The greatest sin. One of my favourites actually.
dan_the_man4u: STOP TALKIN CR@Pp 1 STOP IT OK
hot_devilish_girl: Whatever is the matter Daniel? You can tell your auntie babes.
dan_the_man4u: I GONN A GET U
hot_devilish_girl: I’d love to see you try I could do with a laugh.
dan_the_man4u: UR LIABLE; RESPONSIBLE
hot_devilish_girl: For?
dan_the_man4u: I HAD NO CHOICE OK I HADDA FIGHT BACK
hot_devilish_girl: Where is your date Daniel?
dan_the_man4u: shes . . hes in da hallway
hot_devilish_girl: What’s he doing there?
dan_the_man4u: nothin’………………..
hot_devilish_girl: Why so?
dan_the_man4u: he.. cum at me ok, after it he got up n i pushed back, knocked his head on the wall,,,, hes out cold
hot_devilish_girl: Did you check his pulse?
dan_the_man4u: no
hot_devilish_girl: It would be prudent to have done that right away Daniel.
dan_the_man4u: 1 sec.
rite im no expert but im readin’ no pulse
hot_devilish_girl: So Daniel, it appears we will be adding manslaughter to the list of charges against you.
dan_the_man4u: SELF DEFENSE RITE ????
hot_devilish_girl: Whatever!
dan_the_man4u: U GOTTA HELP ME PLS
hot_devilish_girl: Your options are limited Daniel. First things first, I suggest you move the body well out of sight in case anyone comes to your door.
dan_the_man4u: i dont get ne visitors
hot_devilish_girl: There’s a first time for everything. Hide it.
dan_the_man4u: k i stuffed corpse in da back rm n shut da cutains
hot_devilish_girl: Did he have a handbag?
dan_the_man4u: yeh
hot_devilish_girl: Look inside it.
dan_the_man4u: theres money loads of it
hot_devilish_girl: How much?
dan_the_man4u: must b thousands
hot_devilish_girl: What else is there?
dan_the_man4u: coke
hot_devilish_girl: As in Cocaine?
dan_the_man4u: yeh
hot_devilish_girl: It’s your lucky day. Have you used said narcotic before?
dan_the_man4u: few times
hot_devilish_girl: After such a stressful afternoon you deserve to unwind. Time to get snorting Daniel.
dan_the_man4u: i will
hot_devilish_girl: Just hope he/she didn’t advise their dealer where they were going this afternoon or you could have the Russian mafia knocking on your door.
dan_the_man4u: SHI_T im hidin’ it
hot_devilish_girl: Where?
dan_the_man4u: dunno. stuff it down a drain sumwhere
hot_devilish_girl: I know the perfect place.
dan_the_man4u: yeh?
hot_devilish_girl: Take the cocaine to Ridgewood Grammar.
dan_the_man4u: y ther?
hot_devilish_girl: It’s convenient being only a five minute drive from your house. Leave it in the woods that border the school’s property. No one will find it there.
dan_the_man4u: rite i will go n leave it when its dark k
hot_devilish_girl: Agreed. I think you should take time to tidy up and prepare for your mission tonight Daniel so I will leave you now. Take it easy and enjoy the calm before the storm.
dan_the_man4u: su’pose u wanna tlk 2ngt ?
hot_devilish_girl: No, I have things to do.
dan_the_man4u: ngt after?
hot_devilish_girl: So Daniel, it appears we will be adding manslaughter to the list of charges against you.
dan_the_man4u: SELF DEFENSE RITE ????
hot_devilish_girl: Whatever!
dan_the_man4u: U GOTTA HELP ME PLS
hot_devilish_girl: Your options are limited Daniel. First things first, I suggest you move the body well out of sight in case anyone comes to your door.
dan_the_man4u: i dont get ne visitors
hot_devilish_girl: There’s a first time for everything. Hide it.
dan_the_man4u: k i stuffed corpse in da back rm n shut da cutains
hot_devilish_girl: Did he have a handbag?
dan_the_man4u: yeh
hot_devilish_girl: Look inside it.
dan_the_man4u: theres money loads of it
hot_devilish_girl: How much?
dan_the_man4u: must b thousands
hot_devilish_girl: What else is there?
dan_the_man4u: coke
hot_devilish_girl: As in Cocaine?
dan_the_man4u: yeh
hot_devilish_girl: It’s your lucky day. Have you used said narcotic before?
dan_the_man4u: few times
hot_devilish_girl: After such a stressful afternoon you deserve to unwind. Time to get snorting Daniel.
dan_the_man4u: i will
hot_devilish_girl: Just hope he/she didn’t advise their dealer where they were going this afternoon or you could have the Russian mafia knocking on your door.
dan_the_man4u: SHI_T im hidin’ it
hot_devilish_girl: Where?
dan_the_man4u: dunno. stuff it down a drain sumwhere
hot_devilish_girl: I know the perfect place.
dan_the_man4u: yeh?
hot_devilish_girl: Take the cocaine to Ridgewood Grammar.
dan_the_man4u: y ther?
hot_devilish_girl: It’s convenient being only a five minute drive from your house. Leave it in the woods that border the school’s property. No one will find it there.
dan_the_man4u: rite i will go n leave it when its dark k
hot_devilish_girl: Agreed. I think you should take time to tidy up and prepare for your mission tonight Daniel so I will leave you now. Take it easy and enjoy the calm before the storm.
dan_the_man4u: su’pose u wanna tlk 2ngt ?
hot_devilish_girl: No, I have things to do.
dan_the_man4u: ngt after?
helo?? u gone?
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babe69with_me: i c yr near surrey do u fancy a quickie?
dan_the_man4u: a week ago id have said yes, now i will say no and goodbye
babe69with_me: bye then saddo
dan_the_man4u: hey sara
sarah_heels: hello
dan_the_man4u: remember me ?
sarah_heels: no, who r u
dan_the_man4u: dan from london
sarah_heels: u do I.T right ?
dan_the_man4u: thats rite
sarah_heels: were u off 2day then?
dan_the_man4u: yeh – u ?
sarah_heels: im a stay at home mum lol im always off.
dan_the_man4u: so how ru ?
sarah_heels: much the same- u?
dan_the_man4u: been better, thought u were gonna delete yr account
sarah_heels: I’m just about to. I finally got round to it today, u will be the last person I talk 2 dan the man lol
dan_the_man4u: shame that yr goin; can I get yr email pls
sarah_heels: sorry I don’t share my email here~
dan_the_man4u: pity
sarah_heels: I thought u were going to leave the chat world yourself dan?
dan_the_man4u: nah, never got round 2 it
sarah_heels: There’s still time
dan_the_man4u: I knw , 2b honest wat u said 2 me b4 got me thinkin’
sarah_heels: Really?~
dan_the_man4u: n u were 100% rite
sarah_heels: glad u agree~
dan_the_man4u: I do
sarah_heels: So ru going 2 delete yr a/c?
dan_the_man4u: Already tried babe, it wont let me
sarah_heels: How come?~
dan_the_man4u: techno glitch
sarah_heels: i c~
dan_the_man4u: so this is gd bye ?
sarah_heels: it is :-) ~
dan_the_man4u: :-( ne plans 2ngt?
sarah_heels: same old, make the dinner, wash up, sort out hubby n my boy, have a bath
dan_the_man4u: wd luv 2 c u in bath
sarah_heels: Well you can’t but I bet there are plenty more girls 4 u 2 chase
dan_the_man4u: ive got in sum trouble sarah
sarah_heels: is it serious ?
dan_the_man4u: yes; am worried bout the future
sarah_heels: well I don’t want 2 know about it , yr on yr own
dan_the_man4u: didn’t think ud want 2 listen
sarah_heels: sorry dan but time flies and the real world beckons
dan_the_man4u: can I cum
sarah_heels: that’s not up 2 me dan – its up 2 u and always was – farewell ~
dan_the_man4u: rite again babes, oh ok.
u gone sara? is there any1 there?
hot_devilish_girl: There’s me Daniel.
dan_the_man4u: hi
hot_devilish_girl: Good evening! Has pretty Sarah logged off for the last time?
dan_the_man4u: yeh- shame~ n i wd luv 2 have done w/ her, never had an irish girl b4 ..
hot_devilish_girl: I’m afraid Sarah is far beyond your warped version of redemption Daniel.
dan_the_man4u: 2 classy 4 me
hot_devilish_girl: A slug is too classy for you Daniel.
dan_the_man4u: thnks!
hot_devilish_girl: So Daniel what have you learned?
dan_the_man4u: wat u mean?
hot_devilish_girl: What have you learned from our time together?
dan_the_man4u: loads
hot_devilish_girl: In particular?
dan_the_man4u: dat chat rms r dangerous n cr@P
hot_devilish_girl: What else?
dan_the_man4u: u never know who ur gonna meet in em’
hot_devilish_girl: Very, very true. If only you had listened to wise Sarah.
dan_the_man4u: :-( was it u who stopped my a/c bein’ deleted
hot_devilish_girl: It was.
dan_the_man4u: thought so
hot_devilish_girl: Have you heard the tragic news from the south of England?
dan_the_man4u: no – wat?
hot_devilish_girl: A coach went off the M20 at Smeeth.
dan_the_man4u: how many r dead
hot_devilish_girl: 18 teenagers, including the coach driver.
dan_the_man4u: im not really in the mood 4 this, im feelin; down
hot_devilish_girl: I can’t say I’m surprised given that you knew him.
dan_the_man4u: ????
hot_devilish_girl: You met him the night before last and shared a little tipple.
dan_the_man4u: HIM?
hot_devilish_girl: Yes, “him” being dear old Edward, the aging, repressed homosexual bus driver you got drunk the night before last.
dan_the_man4u: k
hot_devilish_girl: Poor Edward, if only there hadn’t been any alcohol in his system those dead kids would have been marvelling at the Bayeux Tapestry by now.
Daniel? Are you still with me? “Babe?” Are your tears causing your computer to fritz?
dan_the_man4u: lies
hot_devilish_girl: Truths. See for yourself on this news LINK.
dan_the_man4u: ur vile , u knew all this all wats gonna happen,.,
hot_devilish_girl: It’s not my fault honey.
dan_the_man4u: more urs than mine ! i don’t care wat u do im gonna find u
hot_devilish_girl: Oh no! Please don’t! :-)
dan_the_man4u: y tho y did u do it
hot_devilish_girl: Why not? I need to do something constructive with my life.
dan_the_man4u: nothin’ u do can stop me im goin’ 2 the cops
hot_devilish_girl: I think it is they who are coming to see you Daniel.
dan_the_man4u: hw do u mean
hot_devilish_girl: I mean you are sloppy. By now they know about your child rape, your dead old bird and the narcotics you deposited in the school plantation. A group of boys found your cocaine today and did what boys do best; gave it a go. Two of them have been hospitalised already. There is also the little matter of the deceased transvestite you “stuffed” in your spare room.
dan_the_man4u: god help me
hot_devilish_girl: You must be getting desperate to be imploring the almighty Daniel. By the way when the police do arrive they will be armed to the teeth. Turns out they suspect you are the ringleader of some gang and are prepared to use any and all force to bring your criminal ass to justice.
dan_the_man4u: yr lying
hot_devilish_girl: I’ve never lied to you Daniel and I have no intention of doing so now.
dan_the_man4u: pls…….
hot_devilish_girl: I can see the headlines now; “Daniel Fletcher of some shitty little hamlet in Surrey died following…..”
dan_the_man4u: STOP IT STOP IT STOP ITSTOP ITTOP IT STOP ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTtttttweru%$%^&Hd**AsMoDeUS!?!? fg”1!£$£$2 esefeWeHRru^&)’@wyXZzz734rfgy34-----
dan_the_man4u: lies
hot_devilish_girl: Truths. See for yourself on this news LINK.
dan_the_man4u: ur vile , u knew all this all wats gonna happen,.,
hot_devilish_girl: It’s not my fault honey.
dan_the_man4u: more urs than mine ! i don’t care wat u do im gonna find u
hot_devilish_girl: Oh no! Please don’t! :-)
dan_the_man4u: y tho y did u do it
hot_devilish_girl: Why not? I need to do something constructive with my life.
dan_the_man4u: nothin’ u do can stop me im goin’ 2 the cops
hot_devilish_girl: I think it is they who are coming to see you Daniel.
dan_the_man4u: hw do u mean
hot_devilish_girl: I mean you are sloppy. By now they know about your child rape, your dead old bird and the narcotics you deposited in the school plantation. A group of boys found your cocaine today and did what boys do best; gave it a go. Two of them have been hospitalised already. There is also the little matter of the deceased transvestite you “stuffed” in your spare room.
dan_the_man4u: god help me
hot_devilish_girl: You must be getting desperate to be imploring the almighty Daniel. By the way when the police do arrive they will be armed to the teeth. Turns out they suspect you are the ringleader of some gang and are prepared to use any and all force to bring your criminal ass to justice.
dan_the_man4u: yr lying
hot_devilish_girl: I’ve never lied to you Daniel and I have no intention of doing so now.
dan_the_man4u: pls…….
hot_devilish_girl: I can see the headlines now; “Daniel Fletcher of some shitty little hamlet in Surrey died following…..”
dan_the_man4u: STOP IT STOP IT STOP ITSTOP ITTOP IT STOP ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTtttttweru%$%^&Hd**AsMoDeUS!?!? fg”1!£$£$2 esefeWeHRru^&)’@wyXZzz734rfgy34-----
hot_devilish_girl: In English please.
dan_the_man4u: hHelp me please. Please. Please …. I wont go near a chat room again I will do anything u say just help me outta this I know u can please!
hot_devilish_girl: Now who’s lying Daniel? If you had never met me you would still be here perving away in perpetuity and as this is the last time we will ever be online together lets try to speak honestly.
dan_the_man4u: FINE! UR A LYIN CHEAT UR MONSTER N A WHORE A DEMON FROM F_UCK KNOWS WHERE
hot_devilish_girl: Ditto. But is that the best you can do? Swear at a lovely lady like me?
dan_the_man4u: C**t ~UR FAULT NOT MINE !!!
hot_devilish_girl: Laugh out loud. Again, self-righteousness! Why blame yourself when you came blame someone else, eh? Let me put it to you straight boy. You are here of your own free will. Instead of looking for a new job you came here. You made a conscious choice to foreswore reality, create a chat account, message woman after woman after woman with the same visicqious pulp day after day, night after night and where did it get you? A place in hell on earth!
dan_the_man4u: DON’T SPEAK 2 ME AGAIN GET OF THIS NOWW¬!!!!!!!!!!
hot_devilish_girl: Your room will now go on fire.
dan_the_man4u: NO, DONT, DONT DONTTTTTTTTTTT TTTTTTTT
hot_devilish_girl: Feeling hot Daniel?
dan_the_man4u: STOPPPPPPPPPPPP
hot_devilish_girl: Feel it! Feel it! Feel the flame! Touch it, caress it. Suck it if you want. This is the burning fire of your lust; your selfish, brazen, spiteful, arrogant inferno of a failed existence that burns you heart and soul and will never relent or be quenched by the virtues of chastity, reason or sense! Savour it Daniel! Savour it for all your worth because it is the essence of you!
dan_the_man4u: PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP,……………..
hot_devilish_girl: The fire will go out when you calm down. Are you okay?
dan_the_man4u: they r gone, the fires out, Pls don’t do that
hot_devilish_girl: You forced my hand. It was a necessary prequel to what awaits you and I still have a lot to say to you.
dan_the_man4u: ………GODD Dda police r at my door, cars n a van, 1’s talkin’ thru a loud speaker thing,, sayin’ ive 2 come out, hands up, im done 4 …………///////////////////
hot_devilish_girl: In that case I will be brief.
dan_the_man4u: then say it n let me go, police r safer than talkin’ 2 u
hot_devilish_girl: Daniel, Daniel, Daniel, Daniel. :-) As I was saying you are in this predicament of your own doing. You set the ball rolling while I simply nudged it in certain directions.
dan_the_man4u: ,u told me stuff I wndt ave known.
hot_devilish_girl: And even though you knew it was wrong you went ahead and did it and as consequence over twenty people are dead all thanks your unhealthy, perverted desires.
dan_the_man4u: ive nothin’ 2 lose now
hot_devilish_girl: This is it Daniel.
dan_the_man4u: wat shd i do?
hot_devilish_girl: You made an interesting suggestion once before in our discussions.
dan_the_man4u: what?
hot_devilish_girl: You said, and I quote, that you would “kill yourself.”
dan_the_man4u: ok
hot_devilish_girl: It’s for the best Daniel. I understand they don’t like paedophiles, thieves, drug dealers or murderers in your world. Can’t say I blame them.
dan_the_man4u: kk i will
hot_devilish_girl: Fetch the rope from your hallway cupboard and be careful in case a police sniper tries to take you out. :-) This is something that you need to do all by yourself.
dan_the_man4u: brb.
dan_the_man4u: hHelp me please. Please. Please …. I wont go near a chat room again I will do anything u say just help me outta this I know u can please!
hot_devilish_girl: Now who’s lying Daniel? If you had never met me you would still be here perving away in perpetuity and as this is the last time we will ever be online together lets try to speak honestly.
dan_the_man4u: FINE! UR A LYIN CHEAT UR MONSTER N A WHORE A DEMON FROM F_UCK KNOWS WHERE
hot_devilish_girl: Ditto. But is that the best you can do? Swear at a lovely lady like me?
dan_the_man4u: C**t ~UR FAULT NOT MINE !!!
hot_devilish_girl: Laugh out loud. Again, self-righteousness! Why blame yourself when you came blame someone else, eh? Let me put it to you straight boy. You are here of your own free will. Instead of looking for a new job you came here. You made a conscious choice to foreswore reality, create a chat account, message woman after woman after woman with the same visicqious pulp day after day, night after night and where did it get you? A place in hell on earth!
dan_the_man4u: DON’T SPEAK 2 ME AGAIN GET OF THIS NOWW¬!!!!!!!!!!
hot_devilish_girl: Your room will now go on fire.
dan_the_man4u: NO, DONT, DONT DONTTTTTTTTTTT TTTTTTTT
hot_devilish_girl: Feeling hot Daniel?
dan_the_man4u: STOPPPPPPPPPPPP
hot_devilish_girl: Feel it! Feel it! Feel the flame! Touch it, caress it. Suck it if you want. This is the burning fire of your lust; your selfish, brazen, spiteful, arrogant inferno of a failed existence that burns you heart and soul and will never relent or be quenched by the virtues of chastity, reason or sense! Savour it Daniel! Savour it for all your worth because it is the essence of you!
dan_the_man4u: PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP,……………..
hot_devilish_girl: The fire will go out when you calm down. Are you okay?
dan_the_man4u: they r gone, the fires out, Pls don’t do that
hot_devilish_girl: You forced my hand. It was a necessary prequel to what awaits you and I still have a lot to say to you.
dan_the_man4u: ………GODD Dda police r at my door, cars n a van, 1’s talkin’ thru a loud speaker thing,, sayin’ ive 2 come out, hands up, im done 4 …………///////////////////
hot_devilish_girl: In that case I will be brief.
dan_the_man4u: then say it n let me go, police r safer than talkin’ 2 u
hot_devilish_girl: Daniel, Daniel, Daniel, Daniel. :-) As I was saying you are in this predicament of your own doing. You set the ball rolling while I simply nudged it in certain directions.
dan_the_man4u: ,u told me stuff I wndt ave known.
hot_devilish_girl: And even though you knew it was wrong you went ahead and did it and as consequence over twenty people are dead all thanks your unhealthy, perverted desires.
dan_the_man4u: ive nothin’ 2 lose now
hot_devilish_girl: This is it Daniel.
dan_the_man4u: wat shd i do?
hot_devilish_girl: You made an interesting suggestion once before in our discussions.
dan_the_man4u: what?
hot_devilish_girl: You said, and I quote, that you would “kill yourself.”
dan_the_man4u: ok
hot_devilish_girl: It’s for the best Daniel. I understand they don’t like paedophiles, thieves, drug dealers or murderers in your world. Can’t say I blame them.
dan_the_man4u: kk i will
hot_devilish_girl: Fetch the rope from your hallway cupboard and be careful in case a police sniper tries to take you out. :-) This is something that you need to do all by yourself.
dan_the_man4u: brb.
got it
hot_devilish_girl: Fasten one end round the ceiling lamp above your bed and tie a noose with the other.
dan_the_man4u: done
hot_devilish_girl: Well then Danny boy. :-) I will bid you adieu.
dan_the_man4u: b4 I do it… 1 last thing if I can request,
hot_devilish_girl: Go on.
dan_the_man4u: can I c u on cam ?
hot_devilish_girl: You can. :-) Briefly.
dan_the_man4u: msn pls
hot_devilish_girl: No need. Simply switch on your webcam and you will see me.
dan_the_man4u: ive no mic btw –
hot_devilish_girl: Fasten one end round the ceiling lamp above your bed and tie a noose with the other.
dan_the_man4u: done
hot_devilish_girl: Well then Danny boy. :-) I will bid you adieu.
dan_the_man4u: b4 I do it… 1 last thing if I can request,
hot_devilish_girl: Go on.
dan_the_man4u: can I c u on cam ?
hot_devilish_girl: You can. :-) Briefly.
dan_the_man4u: msn pls
hot_devilish_girl: No need. Simply switch on your webcam and you will see me.
dan_the_man4u: ive no mic btw –
ur gorgeous i’ll gve u that; nice body, blond hair, im goin; mad = wher r u ?
hot_devilish_girl: Out in the open arid air.
dan_the_man4u: just tell me
hot_devilish_girl: I will tell you when you get here.
dan_the_man4u: gr8 so we’ll finally meet after i….. do the deed
hot_devilish_girl: Yep! Just slip that noose round your neck, jump off your bed and, hey presto, I will be waiting.
dan_the_man4u: looks magical. I hope we can be good friends there, maybe more than friends, it looks cool there
hot_devilish_girl: Cool it ain’t but I am glad you like it.
dan_the_man4u: i’ll bring my sun lotion lol
hot_devilish_girl: It’s nice to see you have retained your sense of humour right up to the end Daniel.
dan_the_man4u: k then I better get goin’ ive still so many Q’s 4 u
hot_devilish_girl: Make it fast boy. There are indeed a lot of burning issues you and your sin-laden soul can help me with here.
dan_the_man4u: k this is it then, goodbye every1 be good.........
hot_devilish_girl: That’s right stand on the edge of your single bed, wrap that rope around your neck, brace yourself, say a quick prayer then three, two, one…….. jump! Crack! Oppps. My bad! Yuck! This could take a while but in a few minutes your weight will strangle you and your soul will be released to hurtle gently down to your new home…………..
hot_devilish_girl: Out in the open arid air.
dan_the_man4u: just tell me
hot_devilish_girl: I will tell you when you get here.
dan_the_man4u: gr8 so we’ll finally meet after i….. do the deed
hot_devilish_girl: Yep! Just slip that noose round your neck, jump off your bed and, hey presto, I will be waiting.
dan_the_man4u: looks magical. I hope we can be good friends there, maybe more than friends, it looks cool there
hot_devilish_girl: Cool it ain’t but I am glad you like it.
dan_the_man4u: i’ll bring my sun lotion lol
hot_devilish_girl: It’s nice to see you have retained your sense of humour right up to the end Daniel.
dan_the_man4u: k then I better get goin’ ive still so many Q’s 4 u
hot_devilish_girl: Make it fast boy. There are indeed a lot of burning issues you and your sin-laden soul can help me with here.
dan_the_man4u: k this is it then, goodbye every1 be good.........
hot_devilish_girl: That’s right stand on the edge of your single bed, wrap that rope around your neck, brace yourself, say a quick prayer then three, two, one…….. jump! Crack! Oppps. My bad! Yuck! This could take a while but in a few minutes your weight will strangle you and your soul will be released to hurtle gently down to your new home…………..
Why here he is! Welcome honey! Mwah! xox! Don’t look so worried, its just fire and endless screaming, you’ll get used to it……..possibly. Poor Daniel, if he were back at his computer now he would no doubt be typing a line to sum up his feelings. Perhaps something along the lines of:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think would be appropriate.
Cya! :-)
x
AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think would be appropriate.
Cya! :-)
x
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